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the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
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wisdom teeth

In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.
Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?

No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.
by Dekerian May 9, 2010
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A censored, inconvenient truth

A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.

Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!
by A truthful truth May 31, 2011
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dolphin teeth

Dolphin teeth are small, sharp, pointed, yellowish teeth that are found in humans but look like they came straight out of an orca.
by Tim Drubasky September 21, 2005
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unspoken truth

An unspoken truth is something in life we all know to be true but to speak it is taboo.
I could give some examples of unspoken truths but because they're unspoken I cannot speak or write them ;)
by Anonymous December 30, 2004
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an inconvenient truth

a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.
Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.
by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007
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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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