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an insult to authors everywhere. despite its lack of literary devices, figurative language, descriptive elements, and any talent, it is purely addicting due to the fact that it creates false hope worldwide for lonely, single teenage girls because it tells a tale of an irresistable vampire falling for an unnatractive human.
it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.
j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.
AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.
j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.
AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
in twilight, if edward cullen= cedric diggory, and cedric diggory< peter pettigrew, and peter pettigrew< voldemort, and harry potter> voldemort, then edward cullen< harry potter.
twilight by mkafhiktjn April 13, 2009
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Twilight
A novel containing an over-used plotline and has absolutely no originality. It's popularity is comparative to that of the Harry Potter and Girls Gone Wild series, while most of the GGW fans find themsleves more turned on by Hagrid than anything from Twilight. Please note that any female aged 9 - 68 has a 96.1% chance on creaming themselves if they see a Twilight poster. You have been warned.
Twilight
Twilight is absolute literary trash that needs to be wiped from the face of the earth, however it has managed to make several previously sane girls become absolute idiots. Why? I'll tell you. It's not that Edward is just "soooo hawwt" that they just can't forget him and want to hump him, as perverted as humping a 107 year old stone that sparkles sounds. The draw is in the fact that every girl wants to be loved in a *SIMILAR* fashion to the way Edward claims to love Bella. Every girl fantasizes about someone who will (1) Profess their undying love for you without any thought to who's around (2) Swoop in and rescue you from the 'bad guy' (3) Admit that they would die for you...etc etc, the list goes on. Now I'm not saying that this is the ultimate guy, but can you honestly say that you NEVER wanted a knight in shining armor to show up and sweep you away?
That's the draw for the Twitards, even if they don't realize it. Call it the prince charming effect. And the absolutely bland characters? That just makes it easy for said Twitards to insert themselves and their own fantasy man into the roles. If you look at other vampire romance novels, like Christine Feehan's Dark series, you get the same prince charming effect, except these women have brains, back bones, and lives of their very own and the men have real respect for the women as well as their own power. Yeah, there's still a ridiculous age gap, but the youngest woman involved is in her mid twenties and legal anyway.
That's the draw for the Twitards, even if they don't realize it. Call it the prince charming effect. And the absolutely bland characters? That just makes it easy for said Twitards to insert themselves and their own fantasy man into the roles. If you look at other vampire romance novels, like Christine Feehan's Dark series, you get the same prince charming effect, except these women have brains, back bones, and lives of their very own and the men have real respect for the women as well as their own power. Yeah, there's still a ridiculous age gap, but the youngest woman involved is in her mid twenties and legal anyway.
Summary of decent vampiric romance novel:
Woman: You scare me, back the f*** off and leave me alone.
Man: Please, listen to me. Explains.
Woman: That's supposed to make me think you're OK? Leave!
Bad thing attacks.
Woman: WTF! I told you to leave me alone. That never would have happened if you had.
Man:Yes it would. Explains.
Woman: Fine you can stay but you're sleeping outside.
Then they eventually fall in love after a reasonable amount of time where they have earned each other's respect, with a few spicy scenes.
Twilight
B: You're a vampire. You drink blood. COOL!
E: HATE ME!!!!
B: I love you
E: I love you too even though I want you to hate me.
Bad thing attacks
B:I love you. Stay with me!
E: ok
Minus all remotely interesting scenes
See the difference?
Woman: You scare me, back the f*** off and leave me alone.
Man: Please, listen to me. Explains.
Woman: That's supposed to make me think you're OK? Leave!
Bad thing attacks.
Woman: WTF! I told you to leave me alone. That never would have happened if you had.
Man:Yes it would. Explains.
Woman: Fine you can stay but you're sleeping outside.
Then they eventually fall in love after a reasonable amount of time where they have earned each other's respect, with a few spicy scenes.
Twilight
B: You're a vampire. You drink blood. COOL!
E: HATE ME!!!!
B: I love you
E: I love you too even though I want you to hate me.
Bad thing attacks
B:I love you. Stay with me!
E: ok
Minus all remotely interesting scenes
See the difference?
Twilight by garnettotopaz November 30, 2010
Twilight
Originally a book
that people did not fucking read
Until some dude or duddett decided too make a movie about it and made every one a fake,a hypocrite, a follower
Get this trough your fucking thick skulls
the book is old and if you barely reading it and saying that you love it cuz of the movie then fuck off
Its a Virus a Epidemic >:(
that people did not fucking read
Until some dude or duddett decided too make a movie about it and made every one a fake,a hypocrite, a follower
Get this trough your fucking thick skulls
the book is old and if you barely reading it and saying that you love it cuz of the movie then fuck off
Its a Virus a Epidemic >:(
Twilight by Sammy Samm Samm February 15, 2009
Twilight
A captivating book by Stephenie Meyer, but a bit in the blue about the muddled description of vampires. I'm guessing that she either did not research vampires and vampirism carefully or did not care about the myth-facts, for there were several gaping plot holes throughout the book. Also, it took several exact elements from Anne Rice's book The Vampire Lestat, my point being the trite unoriginality of Edward and Bella's relationship and the too exact similarities between Edward Cullen and Lestat DeLioncourt. The precursor to the sequal New Moon.
"You are exactly my brand of herion. . . " - Edward Cullen, Twilight.
"This is a. . . .um. . . . *big* Jeep you have," Isabella Swan, Twilight.
"This is a. . . .um. . . . *big* Jeep you have," Isabella Swan, Twilight.
Twilight by Mushroom Hat May 22, 2007
Twilight
(n.) a book created by Stephenie Meyer, focusing on the characters Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.
Most of the people who have given this book's fan base a bad name are the never-readers. These are the people who didn't read it until after watching the movie. These are the whiny tween fangirls who gush about how "like, O M E Edward is so hot and I'm going to marry him some day and he'll love me forever because I'm better than Bella Slut-face and then I'll be a vampire and oh my Robbie Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are so awesome I love run-ons!"
The actual fans of the book live in reality, and are more supportive of the side characters that are more interesting and less cliche- for example, Carlisle, Jasper, and Alice.
Also, the true fans laugh along when twilighter jokes are made. We laugh, we TELL these jokes, and we READ OTHER F***ING BOOKS. That's right, girls and boys. There are other book's out there! Try Ender's Game, try Sword of Truth, try Harry frickin' Potter! Just move on already! Stephenie Meyer has a different- and far better- book out, you know. Or if you want something very different, try Jodi Picoult! I don't care! Just shutthef**up and MOVE THE HELL ON!
YOU ARE NOT A FAN IF YOU ONLY READ THIS ONE SERIES!
You have nothing else to compare it to, therefore you can NOT say it is the best! You are not a fan, you are a groupie!
Most of the people who have given this book's fan base a bad name are the never-readers. These are the people who didn't read it until after watching the movie. These are the whiny tween fangirls who gush about how "like, O M E Edward is so hot and I'm going to marry him some day and he'll love me forever because I'm better than Bella Slut-face and then I'll be a vampire and oh my Robbie Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are so awesome I love run-ons!"
The actual fans of the book live in reality, and are more supportive of the side characters that are more interesting and less cliche- for example, Carlisle, Jasper, and Alice.
Also, the true fans laugh along when twilighter jokes are made. We laugh, we TELL these jokes, and we READ OTHER F***ING BOOKS. That's right, girls and boys. There are other book's out there! Try Ender's Game, try Sword of Truth, try Harry frickin' Potter! Just move on already! Stephenie Meyer has a different- and far better- book out, you know. Or if you want something very different, try Jodi Picoult! I don't care! Just shutthef**up and MOVE THE HELL ON!
YOU ARE NOT A FAN IF YOU ONLY READ THIS ONE SERIES!
You have nothing else to compare it to, therefore you can NOT say it is the best! You are not a fan, you are a groupie!
Fangirl: "OME can you name a better book in the world than Twilight or any of it's prequels? I don't THINK so!"
Fan of Books: "Um, I think you mean sequels, and actually, while Twilight is a good story, there are many that are far better. Here read this."
Fangirl: "Like, what IS this. Ah! Big words!"
Fan of Books: "Um, well, the title is on the--"
Fangirl: "Shuddup! I shun you, you suck! (Oooh suckvampirebloodEdwardRobertPattinson I WILL RAPE YOU!!)
Fan of Books: "Um, I think you mean sequels, and actually, while Twilight is a good story, there are many that are far better. Here read this."
Fangirl: "Like, what IS this. Ah! Big words!"
Fan of Books: "Um, well, the title is on the--"
Fangirl: "Shuddup! I shun you, you suck! (Oooh suckvampirebloodEdwardRobertPattinson I WILL RAPE YOU!!)
Twilight by MorallyFlexibleMe June 9, 2009