farkhole

A less offensive way of saying "fuck"hole, which could mean any hole on the body....

Carl asked, "Why did the firemen cross the road.... ehhhh uhhhhh.... farkhole!"

by evan kluesner October 5, 2007

Farktard

Somebody who uses memes from Fark. Derives from fucktard, similar to /b/tard.

"It's a TRAP!"

"Stop being such a farktard, you faggot. GTFO! Incidentally, XDD ROFL TEH CAEK IS A LIE LOL /PORTAL"

"Shove it up yo ass."

by Max W. Gore March 1, 2008

farknorg

a neptunian zombie in which is worshiped by the break off of the 'first church of the flying spaghetti monster' called the church of the farking flying pasta thingys(FFPT)

farknorg created the flying spaghetti monster, the creator, and the flying raviolli monster, the destroyer.

farknorg himself resembles a bald albino wookie. this idea comes from the only known sighting of farknorg when Brittany Spears gave sasquatch a hair cut.

ZOMGZ ceiling farknorg is watches me masterbatez.

by Fluffy McNubNubs April 21, 2008

Strip farkel

Someone important and their ex-girlfriend "proving their sexuality."

E.g 1: Strip farkel is the new way to pass time in the Arial's household, so it seems.

E.g 2: "We were just playing farkel!"
Alison: "Oh sure, whatever"
Ted: "strip farkel that is."
Alison: "WHAT THE HELL TED"
Rachel: hell yeah bitch # 2

by rachel-face December 26, 2010

Farkle

The name of Zog Sports indoor soccer team, formerly known as ZS WEIS 27.

The Farkle team scores both on the field and off.

by DANKSODA February 25, 2010

farkle

an expression used to describe what happens when you laugh so hard while drinking that it comes out your nose.

Kathy: -laughing histerically-
Gabe: Dont farkle Kathy!

by Kay-Spaz April 24, 2005

Farkanistic

Adj. The state of looking/acting like Farkan, whether or not one is indeed a Farkan. This ususally includes acting like a jerk or being ovrely generous with unwanted touches. Usually refers to males.

He wasn't a bad guy, just a little farkanistic.

by Tia April 2, 2004