Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Luke: Why are you going home so early? are you using your Spacklock? or are you heading off to get some Bum Javelin action?
James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Banterography

A art of taking a funny or stupid photograph, usually to show to friends on a blog or Facebook etc.

*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?

*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.

by Charltzy November 30, 2009

Bantblaster

The one guy who absolutely destroys the banter that's flowing thick and fast with a single misplaced sentence.

Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.

by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011

Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011

bantelope

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

by known?no September 1, 2011

Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

Anti-Bant

1. Somebody who is without banter.

2. A person who tries to reject or discourage the act of 'bant'.

"I can't believe he's staying in tonight. He is such an anti-bant."

by Act Your Shoe Size August 17, 2009