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Terminal Autism 

A type of autism that deteriorates the brain over time.
Tim, "Jack was diagnosed with Terminal Autism recently, he only has 3 years left to live."

Jill, "Damn, was he on twitter all night again?"
Terminal Autism by Fitness Femboy January 25, 2022

mild autism 

An illnes caused by watching Mlp, likes furrys or wears fedoras.
Dude you like furrys?I think you got mild autism.

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

millennial autism 

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.
millennial autism by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018

Internet autism 

A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.
Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".

Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.
Internet autism by KinksJT March 12, 2016

Weaponized Autism 

The Ultimate Superweapon of internet users,especially 4chan. Weaponized Autism consists of repeated use of offending materials,such as Anti-LGBTQ+ posts/texts,Fandom-Triggering posts/pictures (E.G Calling Bronies Autistic,and Calling Furries no-lifes),and with 4chan's case,spamming lewd and adult content,such as pornography and it's variants. Other variants of Weaponized Autism may include Political Arguments,Computer Brickings (See Tumblr vs. 4chan),and Petitions (Also see Tumblr vs. 4chan).
Greg:Hey,have you heard about 4chan attacking Tumblr with their Weaponized Autism?
Jonathan: Yeah man,they're totally nuts!