ass tool  

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

ass tool by MarkRo July 27, 2008

ass-rivet 

Any co-worker, usually one in a higher position than your own, who can't allow you to do your job without constantly checking in, emailing to see how you're doing, or looking over your shoulder, to the point where he or she seems permanently, physically attached to you.

Tom could have finished his project on time if that ass-rivet, Todd, had left him alone for five minutes.

ass-rivet by cre8tv August 20, 2008

ass of Jack 

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass

My ex is a complete ass of Jack.

ass of Jack by crowgrl13 October 1, 2008

ass on back 

a person whose ass is literally on their back

emily: ariel! ohh snap look!
ariel: what?
emily: its AOB ass on back! :]

ass on back by Emily Darlinqq January 30, 2009

ass viking 

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

ass viking by M>L>A April 9, 2009

ass roots effort 

when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the couch and actually make some sort of attempt

Sitting around playing X-box isn't going to get us anywhere. I think we need to embark on an ass roots effort here if we're to have any hope of getting any.

ass roots effort by markvz May 7, 2009

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.

I just ass ball handed your mom!

ass ball hand by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009