Definitions by MarkRo

ass tool  

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

ass tool by MarkRo July 27, 2008

ass pals 

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.

There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!

ass pals by MarkRo May 14, 2008