Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick by Range Master October 8, 2009

Mayor of Titty City 

Taking home a large breasted girl at the end of the night.

"Dude, did you leave with that chick Ashlyn? She had some big ol' titties!"
"you know it bro, I was Mayor of Titty City.

Mayor of Titty City by rugg Dr January 26, 2014

tits 

Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

tits by MasterX October 20, 2004

triangle tits 

pointy man-boobs; the kind one gets due to eating to many stuffed crepes at Ihop or munching on the leftover fried tidbits from a Long John Silver's fryer.

Joe: Whoa! What's that sticking out of John's shirt?

Kyle: Oh you mean the pointy man-boobs? Those are his triangle tits. They really compliment is square ass, don't they?

Joe: You know, you're right! Maybe he should wear a bra or something though.

triangle tits by Emily Moo January 14, 2009

Titty 69 

Simultaneous titty sucking, preferably by two females, in the 69 position.

1. Man, Kelly and Kris got some serious Titty 69-ing going on last night. It was fucking awesome!

2. Do you want to Titty 69?

3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!

Titty 69 by McTitties69 November 14, 2010

titastic 

One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons

Kara was so titastic that her back was permanently hunched, giving her good back door possibilities.

titastic by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

tittipotamus 

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

tittipotamus by treeple February 5, 2009