Whack-load

A large amount, bigger than both an ass-load and a shit-load

Dude, that is a whack-load of crack in the truck of your car.

by Mary Poppins October 15, 2004

whack-a-holic

someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.

ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.

by sacajewia January 6, 2008

whack-a-molin'

When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).

Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.

by YOPP! April 24, 2009

Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.

In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.

by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009

Whackass

Synonyms: weird, crazy, out of the ordinary, dumb, stupid

Singular: whackass
Plural: whackasses

Whackass is a general term to describe someone you do not like:
Madelyn: Is that Tyler's ex?
Carrie: Yeah she is a whackass, in fact all they are all whackasses.

by NEw Handle May 15, 2016

winburn whacker

one who is aroused easily by feet and results in uncontrollably masturbation in public computer labs.

omg John, the winburn whacker nearly got me.

by Issiacastic April 17, 2009

Jimmy Whack

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.

She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017