whack-a-holic

someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.

ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.

by sacajewia January 6, 2008

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008