sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 1, 2004

spliffy

uh...meh...pothead.

My boyfriend is (a) spliffy.

by Samusanisha March 7, 2003

Spoff

To literally enlarge something with your mind.

Spoff! (Enlarges grape)

by Koppyklone September 28, 2017

Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

millennial spliff

Millennial Spliff (n.) - the metaphoric implement described to be in use when one simultaneously smokes an e-cigarette along with marijuana.

"Bro, you're puffing really hard on that e-cig and hitting that bowl."
"I know it's a Millennial Spliff!"

by gucciforfree January 31, 2014

splaff

When a male cums on a woman

"I Splaffed all over that girl i slept with last night"

by Barry Sharp December 23, 2002