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Consta-boner

When a man has a boner he just can't satisfy, or one that keeps coming back, usually a side effect of too much Viagra, or seeing my face.
"Man, I took too much Viagra, and she's been here nonstop for about a week, total consta-boner!"
by MissLozerFace November 30, 2009
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constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
by bikermandude August 11, 2010
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constantinipple

the town of constantinope, which is know istanbul, was run by pimps and was called constant-in-nipple.
Bob: Hey John, wanna go to constantinipple?

John:Fuck Yeah, we will see some nipples!
by constantinnipple December 26, 2010
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Wadsworth Constant

This is a theory by Reddit user Wadsworth stating that the first 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

This is originally intended for videos, in particular YouTube videos, but the principle should work with many different types of content.

This is simply thought as "skipping the intro".
The first paragraph of this article is 206 characters long with spaces. Using the Wadsworth Constant and removing the first 30% (62 char.) of the text, we end up with the following:

st 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

If you were looking for a definition for the Wadsworth Constant, this sentence would have been enough for you to understand.
by SomeRedditor October 3, 2011
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Constantine

Multi-talented American performer of Greek descent. Famous for making it to sixth place of American Idol in 2005, then going on to become it's most famous and charismatic contestant. Singer, actor, musical theater performer. Is now well known by his first name only, and for his hair.
Everybody remembers Constantine, the long haired rocker performer who became famous after finishing sixth place in American Idol.
by Leahe May 8, 2006
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constic

An anime tikoker who could probably destroy the multiverse if he wanted to🤷🏾he is a Gurren Lagann and Persona fanboy
Constic>Goku
by Sheriff keion February 28, 2021
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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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