Drunky Smurf

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009

smurf village

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

by ad s June 20, 2014

cock-smurf

A person addicted to cock

John is a cock-smurf

by Karl (England) October 21, 2006

Smurfticles

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.

When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.

by Codj53 October 23, 2011

smurfd

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis

man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off

by gage helton July 18, 2011

Smurfed

When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!

by Tongman December 26, 2013

smurfdaddy

Smurfdaddy (n.)

Also smurf-daddy,

1. A small, elderly man who lavishes money, protection and connections on convictionless political hopefuls; in return, he requires that you kiss his ring.

2. (Slang): A variant of sugar-daddy for the political realm. A former politician who still yields enormous power within the political realm and has overt control over the fledglings that want to participate in politics.

2014, from smurf (from the French "Schtroumpf") + daddy.(colloquial diminutive of dad, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric )

Use: “That incumbent won't survive the upcoming election, his challenger has a smurfdaddy”.

by NH_Braveheart May 23, 2014