Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.

"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"

by billith February 16, 2005

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C December 30, 2007

slow native

Stuff stuck in your toes

I pick the slow natives out of my toes

by Helixes November 23, 2017

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022

Being slow

Can be referred to as physically or mentally.

“Danica is being slow”

by Real big ni**a December 28, 2018

sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow

by Nonamegypse March 11, 2017

slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 January 17, 2018