Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

mexican popsicle

a Mexican popsicle is a sex position that is performed by having a beaner leap a fence directly into a vagina.

i gave that bitch a Mexican popsicle.

by theaverageblackman December 9, 2021

Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023

nice popsicle

“nice popsicle is the code name for saying “nice dick” or “nice cock”. this can be heard used in class, work, etc to not get in trouble.

pssst… nice popsicle

by gorlock the destroyer October 30, 2023

Tennessee Popsicle

The act of freezing one's own feces, still in "log" form, and using it as a dildo on a woman until the "log" has melted inside of her vagina.

That hoe was so down, she asked me to do the Tennessee Popsicle.

by MossDog May 10, 2010

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

brown popsicle

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007