Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 9, 2010

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009

lil bro MITter freak jin cho

a cotton jin who drinks jingerale and wants to go to MIT even though it's MID.

Yo lil bro MITter freak jin cho the night is still young and the jinger bread man is still on the run.

by Nelly Dewali February 10, 2023

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.

Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!

by Jae1716 February 14, 2006

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

by docsterx September 13, 2012