The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.
I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.
I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.
by CyAdora August 18, 2011
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Get the Masturbate mug.A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.
"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"
"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
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It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.
It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.
Joe: How do you do you're math homework?
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!
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Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
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