masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.

The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008

Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021

Mathsturdate

Mathsturdation is a mix of the words "Mathsturbate" and "Masturdate".
It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.

Joe: How do you do you're math homework?
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!

by Jaiden Animations August 14, 2022

matchturbate

subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.

Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.

Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.

by vegasbite September 29, 2013

Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.

Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.

by CatVader May 11, 2015