Andover Goggles

Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.

Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"

Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."

by Dr. Hagler September 27, 2010

Chewonki Goggles

1) The state of being so packed with intellectual spirit, one's choice in mates becomes skewed.
2) See Beer Goggles

I can't believe its not Willard! Must be these gosh dang Chewonki Goggles

by supremecourtier March 9, 2005

Goblet of Fire

The toliet you use to rid your body of that spicey mexican food you had for dinner.

"I went over to meet her parents and that Taco Bell came knocking on my back door so I turned her parent's toliet into the Goblet of Fire."

by aseaiveswam March 8, 2009

beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

Goggle

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

.............................

I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.

by gnostic1 February 29, 2012

arabian goggle

Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.

Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.

by Random Villain May 18, 2004