Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.

It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.

by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 12, 2020

a nude fridge

A Cold Hearted Stripper.

There’s a Nude Fridge on the streets.

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.

I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.

by Aranmithost August 16, 2013

check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of

Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.

by dust mite October 3, 2021