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Covid Turkey Slap 

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
Covid Turkey Slap by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020
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Covid Nigger 

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.
Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
Covid Nigger by Noroi February 24, 2021
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Covid vaccine 

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine

Covid-20 

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.
Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.
Covid-20 by diktahp August 1, 2020

Covid-69 

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.
Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.
Covid-69 by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

COVID Vaccine 

The only thing needed to get back to normal.
Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.
COVID Vaccine by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Covid-69 

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.
As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.
Covid-69 by baileystrum March 24, 2020