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Covid-69 

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
Covid-69 by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020
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Covid-69 

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.
Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.
Covid-69 by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

Covid-69 

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.
As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.
Covid-69 by baileystrum March 24, 2020

Covid-69 

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
Covid-69 by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

COVID-69 

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom
Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026