cockery

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

by spirishman August 13, 2006

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 5, 2009

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

Cokerbation

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.

Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!

by Ingdal February 12, 2009

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

by Betty Ford Prefect August 8, 2013