A very rare and uncommon name throughout the world, very few have this name. evander is a someone to be very romantic and good at pleasing women.
by Alamansr. August 28, 2008
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by GameCube August 31, 2008
A big cocksucking son of bitch! He likes touching men when hes in a relationship with girls. Hes a fatass and likes fighting but gets his ass whoped all the time! HAHA so LADIES remeber dont go out with evanders they are manwhores! ADVICE: GO OUT WITH DAVIDS OR JUANS THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Hey
evander: hey u hungry?
girl: no
evander: well i am lets go to mcdonalds
girl: no
evander: well then lets check out men!
evander: hey u hungry?
girl: no
evander: well i am lets go to mcdonalds
girl: no
evander: well then lets check out men!
by BoSeR April 29, 2012
Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!
by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020
Evanders are conceited. Always think of themselves. They may seem cool, funny sweet and awesome. But thats just a cover. Never date an evander. Theyll treat you badly and only think of themselves.
Me: "he was so sweet and nice. Then we started dating and BAM hes mean"
friend: "ugh. What an EVANDER!"
friend: "ugh. What an EVANDER!"
by Brityn December 09, 2011
Apr 20 trending
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