dick holster 

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

dick holster by leadthrower August 28, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The future president of the United States who will take office once G dubbs is assassinated.
-A crazed lunatic who will corrupt and destroy the world, and has secretly injected all americans with crabs through syringes and stranded 2 Pac in Antarctica because he knew about Dick Cheney's plan to take over the world.

Danny you better migrate to Antarctica fast, because Dick Cheney is president and you gotta save 2 pac.

Dick Cheney by kate is bait November 30, 2004

dope dick 

When you are horny, but it is nearly impossible to ejaculate due to opiate depressants.

I was late because those painkillers gave me dope dick, and it took me an hour and a half to jerk off.

dope dick by pill popper June 11, 2006

dick stickers 

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear

check out the dick stickers on him

dick stickers by Mike March 8, 2004

Dick Riding 

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

Dick Riding by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010

dick ache 

when a male has had an erection for an extended length of time without an orgasm, the dick can begin to ache and throb similar to that of a headache
a condition similar to blue balls but affecting the dick

I had an erection for such a long time after taking the viagra that I began to get a dick ache

dick ache by jokeme December 18, 2009

Dick Chicken 

A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.

"Jeremy is the Dick Chicken champion"

Dick Chicken by 69WeenieBoy69 January 25, 2017