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A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.
"Jeremy is the Dick Chicken champion"
by 69WeenieBoy69 January 25, 2017

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An individual who urinates themself while they sleep after experiencing an extended evening of consuming alcohol.
“Hey do you know how Tony’s a wizzard?”
“Yeah didn’t he pee while he was sleeping on the couch?”
by 69WeenieBoy69 May 06, 2018

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A person who poses to be a local at the beach that they are normally visiting. They piss off the real locals and make complete asses of themselves.
“If this kook doesn’t stop dropping in on my waves I’m going to lose my shit.”
by 69WeenieBoy69 May 21, 2018

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The act of falling asleep with an erection.
"Bro I went to sleep full sleepy hollow and woke up with morning wood"
by 69WeenieBoy69 January 25, 2017

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The act of masturbating 10 times in a 24 hour time span. This can also be referred to as the Deca-Nut.
I was so bored yesterday I went for a trail mix.
by 69WeenieBoy69 May 06, 2018

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