Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior by bt February 27, 2003

wolf eyes 

A noise-booty shakin metal band from ann arbor, Michigan. Unpredictable at times and crazy as fuck. One of the best bands.

man, that (wolf eyes) jam was fucking sick.

wolf eyes by Al-tron August 25, 2004

eyyy 

Something totally cool that the Fonz says.

The Fonz came up to us and said "eyyyyy!", and now we worship him for he is a god.

eyyy by bob November 30, 2003

Raw Dee Eye 

Liquor, Raw Marijuana, or the act of unprotected sex.

Joey: Yo Matt what you sippin on tonight?
Matt: yaready know that Raw Dee Eye!

Joey: Yo Millz you got bud?
Millz: Son I got the Raw...Dee....Eye

Josh: Did you wear a condom?
Joey: Nebbbba! i hit it Raw Dee Eye

Raw Dee Eye by Joey Scaliwag May 9, 2008

Eyece

He's so fly and everyone knows this.

Eyece is so fly!

No one is as fly as Eyece.

Eyece by Unfly guy January 29, 2008

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi 

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

ceiling eyes 

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

ceiling eyes by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009