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guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

fuck my ass cause i love jesus 

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times 

This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).
this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

Black Jesus 

Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.
Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.

Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
Black Jesus by Dre'eagagagg December 23, 2010

Jew For Jesus 

An Ethnic Jew who believes in Jesus (Yeshua) as the Jewish Messiah (Mashiach/Moshiach). He or she may or may not be a member of the group Jews for Jesus.
A Jew For Jesus is also called a Messianic Jew or Jewish Christian. Among the most controversial Jews For Jesus was a Jewish man who was a Southern Baptist pastor named Martin Meyer "Moishe" Rosen (1932-2010). The late Moishe Rosen founded the group known as Jews For Jesus. Like individual Jews for Jesus are, the group Jews For Jesus is often a target of every kind of intolerance and persecution imaginable--most often from Anti Semitic and Anti Messianic ("Anti Missionary", "Counter Missionary") individuals and groups; ranging from individuals and groups who are racist against all Jews, anyway (such as David Duke and Stormfront, and Malik Zulu Shabbaz and the Pseudo-Jewish Black Hebrew Israelites), to individuals such as Tracey Rich of JewFAQ and groups such as the Central Conference of American Rabbis of the Union of Reform Judaism, who have issued multiple responsa against Messianic Jews and Messianic Judaism (e.g., "CCAR RESPONSA 'On Patrilineal Descent, Apostasy, and Synagogue Honors', 5758.11").
Jew For Jesus by Nickidewbear June 14, 2013

purple jesus 

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.
That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.
purple jesus by oznogrd December 30, 2009