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Better Life Industries 

Better Life Industries (or BLI) are a global corporation who will take over the world (practically) in 2019, lead by Korse, who is fighting the Killjoys in their battle for freedom. They will force everyone on to drugs and medication so no one has thoughts or feelings anymore. They also have regular intervals during television slots to hypnotize the public into an ever deeper trance by using phrases such as 'the aftermath is secondary' and 'have you taken your meds? today'.

Usually this 'gang' wear masks, so everyone is the same, yet they're all in white, yet like the killjoys they all have different names. The killjoys have imaginative names, based on themselves, where as in BLI, as they're all the same, their names are numbers such as '002344'.

Even though they are seemed as much more powerful in the future, the killjoys always seem to fight back somehow, getting more and more 'Killjoys' to fight back at them, trying to make the system fair and equal for everyone.
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A lifesyle conceived in the cool and moist climate of the Great Pacific Northwest. Originating in Slugapov, it has found many new deciples who embrace the concepts of gluttony,
sloth and a general lack of care for much responsibility. Those who live this lifestyle generally aim to do the bare minimum in life and get by. It is characterized by smoking the reefer,

participating in all day video games such as 2K basketball tournaments and frequently cutting class to pursue the previously mentioned activities. Living the slug life really eats away at the

character of a person and diminishes their productivity as a person.
Little meat: Yo Pasta and Izzy quit living the slug life and do some big chest with us today.

Pasta and Izzy: I think we're just going to get on some 2k today.
Slug Life by Larry Hoover December 5, 2012
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The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

diamond life

A very wonderful life, perferably rich.
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Gay Life Coach 

A guide to gays who need guidance.
A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
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platonic life mates 

Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)
Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob

pwned by life 

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.
"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."
pwned by life by DickDanger December 6, 2007