Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

by Dingledangler December 15, 2007

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Ski Jumper

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.

I did the ski jumper this morning in the shower.

by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

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Ski lodge

It's when a rando goes ass to mouth on a father and son couple (PRO TIP: a father/son couple is known as a banana dive).

After they were done with their banana dive, the duo popped in for a round of ski lodge.

by analslayer March 22, 2017

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Using a woman's shaved pubic mound to launch ice cubes in the air that have been ejected from your ass at a high rate of speed; traveling down the belly,across the navel and over Mt.Baldy.
Points are given for style, sounds effects and hang time.
Some of the more adventurous players have been know to receive points by catching cubes in there mouth before the ice hits the floor.

For example: after a really sweltering day in New York City, my cousin Vic say's he's gonna go relax by Skiing Mt.Baldy.
Or: Damn your breath be stankin' dude - you been catching cubes on Mt. Baldy again?

by TenderTim February 27, 2012

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ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.

John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank

by John David Thompson September 12, 2013

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