Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

Apple

The fact you searched up the definition for an apple on Urban Dictionary is crazy

I eat apples on the daily

by Kkrvp August 6, 2017

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

Apple

Apple... ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO LOOKED UP BANANA!

You are a dickhead to look up what an apple is.

by AidanK123 October 28, 2017

Apple

A object that is referred to someone when they are blushing or to describe that they are are cute.

Dang, that girl is such an Apple!

by Normalhuman23 November 2, 2017

apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise

Wow that apple looks so good

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017