SumKidWithIssues's definitions

War

An organized conflict between two nations. War can be caused by many things:

1. Assasinations
2.Invasions
3.Assholes declaring war
4.You step on a lego from another country.
5. Disagreeing with political views

Guy 1: Hey man! You stole my deck of cards!

Guy 2: You stole my mom.

Guy 1: THIS MEANS WAR!

by SumKidWithIssues October 22, 2017

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

Pizza

Something Italians can relate to.

Used in World War II as bombs by the italians.

An Italian: OH-A BOY! ME PIZZA IS-A MASTAPEECE.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

9gag

9gag is a site made in 2009 in Hong Kong. its where fucking morons post random shit thinking they are the shit because they got onto the "hot" page. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ORIGINAL MEME CAME FROM THIS SITE. This where all memes go to die some say.

9gag freak: OMG I AM ON HOT PAGE ON 9GAG FUCK YOU NOOBS!

SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS A LIFE: Quit stealing memes you fag.

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

KKK

Stands for: Kool Kids Klub.

Home of dah Kool Kids! These kids are so kool!

*not to be affiliated with the Klu Klux Klan*

A KOOL KID: MAN WE IS SO KOOL! WE AIN'T RACIST! WE KOOL!

Another man: You should replace the K's with C's.
A KOOL KID: FOR THE KOOL KIDS KLUB!
Another man: So that is what KKK means..

by SumKidWithIssues January 2, 2018