snorkeling

The act of drinking one's own cum through a straw after ejaculating in sed partner's rectum.

After sex, Jim went snorkeling in Doug's anus.

by T'ardstrong July 8, 2004

snorkeling

While receiving a blow job from your partner, you plug their nose at the time of orgasm, cutting off their air supply, causing a gargle affect on your cum.

I go snorkeling six times a week.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

sporking

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007

sporking

When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.

Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.

by Squeaker February 11, 2006

Sporking

When you are laying with your lesbian best friend and the large spark leans her back against a support system then opens her legs enough for the small spark to lean her back against the large spark's stomach.

This is uncomfy, let's start sporking.

by Lesbolil May 1, 2014

Sporking

To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?"

P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

by MAD IAN November 22, 2004

snorkling

to eat out a fat womens vagina.

when going down on a fat women one may need snorkling gear....

by jimmy kilberg May 13, 2005