2 definitions by T'ardstrong

The act of drinking one's own cum through a straw after ejaculating in sed partner's rectum.

After sex, Jim went snorkeling in Doug's anus.

by T'ardstrong July 08, 2004

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 28, 2008

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