T'ardstrong's definitions

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

snorkeling

The act of drinking one's own cum through a straw after ejaculating in sed partner's rectum.

After sex, Jim went snorkeling in Doug's anus.

by T'ardstrong July 8, 2004