Definitions by T'ardstrong

pumpkin in pants 

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

pumpkin in pants by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

snorkeling 

The act of drinking one's own cum through a straw after ejaculating in sed partner's rectum.

After sex, Jim went snorkeling in Doug's anus.

snorkeling by T'ardstrong July 8, 2004