Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

by Belsh June 15, 2008

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

pooface

a triangular shaped head with a partial brown hair type covering, usually attached to the top of a short fleshy tower.

Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.

pooface ha ha you looked

by miteaswellfukitol June 29, 2010