Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

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Poofolio

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.

Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.

by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024

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Potfolio

A portfolio, but of Marijuana. A well diversified potfolio includes many strand of canibus sativa, canibus indica, and/or hybrids.

"The key to a great high is a diversified potfolio." -Steve Forbes

by wampa11 May 15, 2009

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When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long

I spent 30 minutes taking a dump and now I can't feel my legs! Must be poopolio.

by Zaiterade December 9, 2013

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Potfolio

A personal investment portfolio of cannabis and cannabis affiliate equities purchased to capitalize on the green rush movement of cannabis legalization.

My dank potfolio is yielding insane returns this quarter.

by jhtitus January 28, 2022

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