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Poofolio 

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.
Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio
Poofolio by ky'el August 19, 2009
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Poofolio 

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.
Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.
Poofolio by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024
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Potfolio 

A portfolio, but of Marijuana. A well diversified potfolio includes many strand of canibus sativa, canibus indica, and/or hybrids.
"The key to a great high is a diversified potfolio." -Steve Forbes
Potfolio by wampa11 May 15, 2009

poopolio 

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long
I spent 30 minutes taking a dump and now I can't feel my legs! Must be poopolio.
poopolio by Zaiterade December 9, 2013

Potfolio 

A personal investment portfolio of cannabis and cannabis affiliate equities purchased to capitalize on the green rush movement of cannabis legalization.
My dank potfolio is yielding insane returns this quarter.
Potfolio by jhtitus January 28, 2022

pooholio 

A combination of poo bearing it and cornholio from beta is and butt head
I have to move.

Why ?

I got kicked out for pooholio at the pool.

Dude fucking legend !
pooholio by PudPower April 23, 2023
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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