Definitions by shitshelf

Muff mage 

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

Muff mage by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Clit commando 

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.

person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!

Clit commando by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

Poof pastry by shitshelf March 26, 2009