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the musket

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.
Dik gives his dog the musket every night.
by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008
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Muskatool

When she confused so you gotta pull out the moskatool so she can pick a piolin
Im so confused , mmmm yes kik muskatool kik only right
by Qristine February 12, 2019
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Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.
Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)
by josh frito October 30, 2007
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Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.
She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.
by CAGP June 22, 2010
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milky way three muskatear

three dudes ejaculte on one girl making her tear "cry"
three dudes stand around and ejaculate on one girl till she crys "milky way three muskatear"
by the real musket September 12, 2011
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muskateers

The greatest group of people you will ever meet. Usually consists of people named Brittany, Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke and Angie. They all have full understandings of the concepts of groove shark and know how to have a good time, in any place, anywhere. Treats and drinks are also key, but not essential in their every day life. Sharks in the water, and flying air planes - may happen. Once a muskateer, a muskateer for life ..period.
Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke, Britt and Angie - You are muskateers.
by slowrunn October 29, 2010
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muckitypoo

The overall feeling of not wellness generated by a hopefully short lived plague
My throat feels as though I've been gargling with fibreglass. Tired and feeling like MUCKITYPOO.
by renmeleon April 20, 2007
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