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Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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Medical Pediatrics

Medical Pediatrics. In the state of the South carolina. Jasper County, City of Ridgeland, City of Hardeeville & County of Jasper. These are the Doctor's by the name and positions. Named

Dr. Jantana Vuthiganon, MD & Dr. Chatchaval Vuthiganon, MD. By Medicine & Appointments in the General Family Medicine Hospital. As a Medical University in the Medicine Practice. from the Dept of the u.s. foreign affairs. United States of America. Department of Medicine.
Medical Pediatrics for Jasper County. In the state of south carolina. County of Jasper, City of Ridgeland and City of Hardeeville. In the town of Robertville. state of south carolina. the Patient name Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson. Born in the, Medical University of South Carolina. the veteran child not a cadet. u.s. Military Brat. Son of the u.s

military spouse and the grandson of the u.s. servicemember called u.s. army, sergeant major. Department of the united states veteran affairs, Department of the u.s. army and Dept of Defense
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Medical Assistant

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS
by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023
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U.S. Medical University of South Carolina

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina is the Establishment Founded in 1824 in Charleston. Is a NURSING HOME, INFANT BIRTH CENTER & DEPARTMENT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS of many years in The Holy City aka Charleston. also, birth year of October 22, 1988 (Saturday)
U.S. Medical University of South Carolina as the office of the infant & patient of OCTOBER 22, 1988 (SATURDAY) aka holy saturday. the military brat, of the, sergeant major aka SMG. united states Servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military brat, u.s. military dependent as united states military cadet as a u.s. military cadet first lieutenant and u.s. midshipman cadet lieutenant junior grade. daughter of the private aka pvt, u.s. servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military spouse & united states military brat as midshipman. United States Military Brat & United States Military Dependent. USA
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023
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miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023
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Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid
Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"
by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023
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