judge judy

Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?

A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!

If forced to choose, 8 out of 10 plaintiffs would rather eat a bowling ball than Judge Judy...

by ron1127 October 16, 2005

Jeden

Jeden is a great guy!
He's very smart, has a huge schlong and is the best gamer there is.
Jeden is better than literally everyone else, and he definitely should be given admin rights in every discord server he is in.
He is good looking, funny, and always cracks the best banter.
Jeden is, long story short, the most superior being in all of creation.

You: "why are you so good at gaming and being funny?"
Me: "It's because I'm Jeden of course!"

by Jeden5 May 3, 2021

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005

Judge Dredd

the over-sized sunglasses that girls wear, that partially conceal their attractiveness or lack thereof

that girl over there has her Judge Dredds on.

by lonewolfchristmas July 19, 2010

Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Judgement

The collective term for a group of hipsters.

Let's cross the street. I don't want to walk through that judgement of hipsters.

by slugboi April 5, 2015

Judgefull

A word made up to mean to be judgemental of someone, usually by those people who have lived in dark cupboards all their lives and never knew the actual word is 'judgemental'.

Stop staring at me over the counter with your judgefull eyes.

by Sare87 September 18, 2011