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Hammer Swinger 

noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male
Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

Hammer-hock 

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed
Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock
Hammer-hock by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.
Hammer Time by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020

hammer on the rock game 

a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.
He was playing hammer on the rock game in class

Hammer dolphin 

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.
Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

Hammer Bro 

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
Hammer Bro by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022