hammer drunk

To be extremely drunk

Dude I was hammer drunk the other night, and when I got up I couldn't remember anything about it.

by nexgen January 11, 2008

hammer pants

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.

"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"

by Xavier January 30, 2004

the hammer falls

"The hammer falls" means "this is at an end". The "hammer" falling is that of an auctioneer at the end of an auction or a judge at the end of a trial. The phrase should be used to deliver a dramatic, emphatic finality to the issue at hand.

Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."

Example: "The hammer falls today on Weebl and Bob. Bob is superior (and Weebl is now much flatter)."

Please omit any puns in actual usage.

by banzaimonkey November 17, 2005

hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

Flesh Hammer

Doc. Johnson, the penis, your schlong

Witness the power of my flesh hammer!

by jgesq April 20, 2007

nig-hammer

A rock used in the same fashion as a hammer.

Tyrone did not have enough money for a toolbox, so he had to drive the nails in with a nig-hammer.

by robsilva5451 April 8, 2009

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009