Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

escapee

A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising

"Aww, nutz. I got an escapee in my pants i gotta go"

by Mr. Grundle March 20, 2004

escared

persian way of saying "scared"

vat is dat ting moving? OH ITS EH rat, iam so escared of rats.

by rozana September 19, 2003

escapability

One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.

Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"

by Phil Nye February 1, 2015

Escalearlier

An escalator that gets you there sooner.

Friend 1: Quick let's take the escalator!
Friend 2: No. Take the escalearlier. We need to get there fast!
Friend 1: Good idea. If we we're not quick they'll think we took the top escalator.
Friend 2: What the hell is that noise?!
Friend 1: Sorry. I was just humadruming.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.

Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....

by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

escapangus

After a one night stand, one shits in their partner's bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus

This really bitchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the sex so horrifyingly bad, I decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy

by Skid McMarks April 9, 2015