One's ability to pull outmid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.
Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"
Describes how easysomething can be escalated. Often occurs in the business context, especially within big companies with complex matrix structures that require frequent escalations.
A: We need to escalate the pricing discussions.
B: Our escalability is good. I will escalate it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.