A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.
If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. "Dude, I just let out an escapee!"
by HRL May 14, 2007
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The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries
Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.
by SCRhollywood November 21, 2009
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A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising
"Aww, nutz. I got an escapee in my pants i gotta go"
by Mr. Grundle March 21, 2004
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As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.
Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.
by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010
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One who has managed to escape the clutches of myspace, and deleted their account, having finally realised that myspace is responsible for the state of the world today.
I've been a myspace escapee since 19/12/06
by Phil Murray December 19, 2006
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A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child December 20, 2007
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