escapee

A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising

"Aww, nutz. I got an escapee in my pants i gotta go"

by Mr. Grundle March 20, 2004

escared

persian way of saying "scared"

vat is dat ting moving? OH ITS EH rat, iam so escared of rats.

by rozana September 19, 2003

escapability

One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.

Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"

by Phil Nye February 1, 2015

Escalearlier

An escalator that gets you there sooner.

Friend 1: Quick let's take the escalator!
Friend 2: No. Take the escalearlier. We need to get there fast!
Friend 1: Good idea. If we we're not quick they'll think we took the top escalator.
Friend 2: What the hell is that noise?!
Friend 1: Sorry. I was just humadruming.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.

Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....

by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

escapangus

After a one night stand, one shits in their partner's bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus

This really bitchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the sex so horrifyingly bad, I decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy

by Skid McMarks April 9, 2015

escapomania

"'Escapomania'" - Refers to what can only be defined as some kind of psychological affect in which participation in the escape room experiences become addictive to the point of almost living in that particular room and moment. The first tier of this affect would be for the person, for instance in a pirate room, to believe they are a pirate or being held by real pirates and the matter is of life or death. The second tier would be a carry-over into the real world. In this case, the pirate or pirate-hostage might be unable to function outside the room for a period of time because of the tremendous technological differences in the real world and the world they are "living" in. True escapomaniacs may reach the point of losing the ability to discern whether they are in an escape room or out in reality.

When he emerged from the escape room he spoke and acted like a pirate; obviously, he had escapomania.

by Lynija June 3, 2017