Assblower

A fucking retard and moron

“Hey assblower, come here.”

by Aass June 22, 2018

Assblast

In Lacrosse or Hockey, a Crosse Check that is preformed on the ass

Verb- Assblasting, assblasted

The defensemen preformed an Assblast, causing the attackmen to go flying

by Wdzy December 17, 2018

Ass2fat

A phrase used to address a fat ass, it's like H2o but instead its Ass2fat. It can be used to exclaim inability to perform a task due to rear thickness. it too can be used has a complement, a catch phrase, something you say when high, or something to say in between silence.

person 1: *unable 2 sit on a chair*
person2: "haha ass2fat"

person 1: "look at my new skirt!"
person 2: "damn ass2fat"

person 1: *high* "guess what?"
person 2: *high* "what?"
person 1: *high* "ass2fat"

person 1: *pants rip*
person 1 & 2 in harmony: "ass2fat!"

by domi.co June 26, 2020

assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021

assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assback

Someone whose buttocks is abnormally high or someone who wears their pants up to their chests.

One of our coworkers has an abnormally high ass...we call her "A to the double SS back" (assback). She is terrid!

by Clay, Zack, Jed May 13, 2006

assbaby

A man's ejaculate, when deposited in the rectum of another (usually a man), is known as an assbaby.

"Lawrence, Don't queer this for me! I'm trying to give him an assbaby!"

by R. Wright October 20, 2006