Assblower 

A fucking retard and moron

“Hey assblower, come here.”

Assblower by Aass June 22, 2018

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Ashflower

A girl that may seem to be closed off and closed up, but when you get to know her she seem to blossom into the wonderful person she really is. Like some flowers her petals may close off, hiding the inner beauty. However, Ashflower is truly something to behold when her petals are fully open because you can really see the true beauty and character inside. :)

"Hey, you are an Ashflower. U R AMAZING!"
"No, U R AMAZING"
"Haha, we're both amazing!"

Ashflower by Glitter Child March 10, 2013

assclownery 

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.

assclownery by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

assglomerate 

n. plural (assglomerates).

A cluster of diverse assholes will sometimes form an assglomerate. Smaller, mundane examples include your work, club and your own home, while the grand scale encompasses entire cities and transnational corporations.

"The average WoW guild is an assglomerate of different player types."

Jonathan Booth on WoW guilds.

assglomerate by evilmevil August 9, 2009

assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

assflowers 

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

assflowers by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006