When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh
Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses
High Ass - Adverb.
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.

- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.

Common Uses - Insult.

- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
by ChristophDK2 February 11, 2012
Someone who thinks too highly of themselves; doesnt want to waste their time hanging out with friends deemed infearior.
Jen is too much of a "high ass" to spend time with us!
by vicsecret October 13, 2010
one who does stupid shit only because they're high.
friend one: i bought a dime bag with a $20 and the dealer gave me $11 change. i watched him count his bills 5 times before he did this.
friend two: his dumb high ass....
by caspertheghost May 26, 2009
A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.
You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!
by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 11, 2009
To be High-On-Ass is an experience. To do so you must suck the life force out of an asshole's asshole. A very simple procedure, you will start to see flying grapes or little baby midget children, watch out, the boob fairy might catch you.
"Yo dude, I'm high-on-ass rn. Lowkey getting ass-fucked by the boob fairy isn't that bad. The flying grapes are cute, they keep telling me to kill myself tho... And I'm kinda lowkey down-"
by The shuts August 20, 2018
The ass and overall body that every girl over the age of 30 aspires to. What they looked like in high school when they exercised every day, didn't drink or smoke, and rocked the size 2 jeans.
Did you see Sharon last night? She is working with a trainer, hit the Atkins diet, and looks like she has regained her high school ass again!
by IrishMike February 24, 2008