Skip to main content
A "Trump" is the highlight of an evening when a trump voter jerks you off while you squat and shit in their mouth yelling "MAGNA MUTHERFUCKER MAGNA!!
I took Jenny home last night and found out she voted for Orange Hitler....so I saw the need to pull a trump. Boy was she surprised!
a trump by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

Donald Trump Handshake 

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.
When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

great wall of trump 

What Donald Trump will name his "great wall" between the U.S. and Mexico, which will have a "big, very beautiful door because we want the legals to come back into the country."
The only way to make American great again is to build a great wall of trump and deport illegal immigrants who do the majority of American labor... donaldtrump
great wall of trump by cja25 November 10, 2015

Ivanka Trump 

Noun: an apathetic female.

Verb: To insert yourself into a professional conversation that you are not educated in. To speak to a well established professional on the subject in which they make their livelihood as if you are an expert in their profession. To actively impede progress by displaying your lack of ability in the task at hand. To
That building just burned down and she walked up to the firemen and asked, "When will this land be for sale?" That Ivanka Trump.
Did she just tell the Doctor that she needs an IV and not a prescription. She's in here for an eye exam, She is such and Ivanka Trump.

Donald Trump 

A dumbass hoe that thinks keeping children in cages and sexually assaulting kids and adults is ok. People who are like this are orange, blonde, disgusting, a pedo, sexist, racist, and unsympathetic
Stacy: “omg I saw Donald Trump on tv today, he absolutely sucks!”

Jone: “tell me about it, I can’t wait til he dies” (I know death is a really bad thing to thing about but he deserves it!)
Donald Trump by A bad person September 20, 2020

Pulling a Trump 

Getting hired for a job, despite being highly unqualified. Typically, you applied for said job as a dare, joke, or just because you can. You BS your way through the initial interview process, until it becomes too embarrassing to admit you're not actually qualified and you don't actually want the job.

Usually, the said job requires a career of experience and great feats; however you manage to bypass the process by: keeping your goals vague, not giving any details about your plans, and stating that you alone can fill this position.

Bonus points are earned if you are hired despite being openly bigoted towards anyone different from yourself, AND you are chosen over someone who is obviously much more qualified than yourself.
Jill: I can't believe I actually got that job as the pitching coach for the New York Yankees. I've never even thrown a baseball my life!

Tom: Wow, that's really pulling a Trump.
Pulling a Trump by feel_the_bern November 15, 2016