crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 22, 2019

crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

crack house

A place where a crack head can circumvent. Lounge ,purchase, and enjoy their drug

I'm gonna head to the crack house for a rock

by Towli37 November 6, 2018

Giving it a crack

‘Giving it a crack’ is Aussie for ‘having a go’, trying something you’re not confident or experienced in. Not sure you’re gonna nail it, but trying anyway

I’ve never restored a vintage caravan in my life and it leaks like a sieve, but I’m giving it a crack

by Bear Thrills 🐻 May 17, 2021

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

Cracked

When someone is insanely good at something. Typically used by gamers signifying the other player is better than them. When you lose all your health and are 1 shot, you yell out to your teammates, "YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT... HE MUST BE HACKING" you could also use it as a reference to tell your teammates that the enemy team is low in health, however, it's more commonly used as a way to describe someones talent or skills nowadays.

"YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT"
"iShowSpeed beat Ashton Hall & Daniel Labelle in a race, kid is cracked"

by OOPS TV June 23, 2025