Dick Garage 

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

Dick Garage by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

Dick's Sporting Wood 

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

Dick's Sporting Wood by joff leff December 28, 2011

Dick Food 

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

Dick Food by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Dick Cellar 

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

Dick Cellar by lesoldham March 16, 2013

dick kegel 

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

dick kegel by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

dick snob 

A woman who only prefers a above average size penis.

Crystal is such a dick snob, she won't go on a date with a guy unless his dick pic proves he's at least 7 inches or larger!

dick snob by SunnySummer March 1, 2017

dick harden 

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

dick harden by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018